July 5, 2011 05:18

Grand Pinched-Sphincter High Mukety-Muck of the Ku Klux Klan David Duke has dipped a pure, white Aryan toe into the political waters to gauge the temperature for a possible run at the Republican nomination for president.

The Daily Beast is reporting that former state representative and, more infamously, Grand Pinched-Sphincter High Mukety-Muck of the Ku Klux Klan David Duke has dipped a pure, white Aryan toe into the political waters to gauge the temperature for a possible run at the Republican nomination for president. According to TDB, Duke will soon launch a tour of 25 states "to explore how much support he can garner for a potential presidential bid."

This could be alternately painful and pleasant to watch; surely Duke would be barred from participating in any GOP functions leading up to the primaries. As TDB further reports, Duke's renewed interest in politics is part of a new vanguard of white supremacists reaching for the political brass ring. Read more here.

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