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Pooyie 09.21.2011

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Hell hath frozen over and, verily, the swine are aflight.

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Is it really a debate when the incumbent doesn't show?

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But for the grace of God U.S. Rep. John Fleming, R-La., is this close to the soup line!

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Hell hath frozen over and, verily, the swine are aflight. We're football fans here at The Independent, and it's a rare occurrence when our three favorite Bayou State teams clear the same weekend with wins. It happened last week, beginning Thursday with LSU's convincing 19-6 victory in Starkville over the Mississippi State Bulldogs. The Tigers' dominating defense put MSU's nationally ranked running game on a leash and walked it around the block. On Saturday, the Ragin' Cajuns were welcomed to Cajun Field for their home opener by a robust crowd of about 28,000, rewarding the faithful with a 38-21 win over the Nicholls State Colonels. And on Sunday, the Saints manhandled a Chicago Bears squad that the week before made those Dirty Birds look like a junior-varsity squad, notching a 30-13 victory over the Monsters of the Midway. Necessary roughness.

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Is it really a debate when the incumbent doesn't show? Acadiana Progressive and the Lafayette Parish Democratic Executive Committee provided a service to voters in the Hub City last week by producing a series of debates that were cablecast live on Acadiana Open Channel. The problem was, it was a lot of contenders and few title holders. Opelousas Mayor Don Cravins and Opelousas chemist Kelly Scott showed up for the state Senate District 24 race, but incumbent Sen. Elbert Guillory was a no-show. So was state Rep. Rickey Hardy in the District 44 debate, although candidates Vince Pierre and Roshell Jones were there with bells on. Hardy has also vowed to ditch a forum hosted by the Black Chamber of Commerce scheduled for this evening, Wednesday, Sept. 21, telling us on Monday that neither of his opponents has ever held public office and that he is running on his record of accomplishments. "What are they going to talk about?" he asked. The issues facing the district, we presume. Kudos - don't fall over y'all - to City-Parish Councilman Brandon Shelvin, who did face off with his opponent during one of the AOC debates.

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But for the grace of God U.S. Rep. John Fleming, R-La., is this close to the soup line! A physician by vocation and owner of a chain of Subway restaurants, the north Louisiana congressman underscored how detached from reality the well-heeled, affluent political class can be when on Monday he appeared on MSNBC and laid out his opposition to President Obama's deficit-reduction plan, which includes tax increases on millionaires, by putting his $6 million in 2010 business profits into perspective: "[T]he amount that I have to reinvest in my business and feed my family is more like $600,000 of that $6.3 million, and so by the time I feed my family I have, maybe, $400,000 left over to invest in new locations, upgrade my locations, buy more equipment..." John Fleming's family must eat a lot.