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This week in crazy: Acadiana Patriots

by Walter Pierce

They make the Tea Party look like bleeding hearts as they save us from the collectivists, statists, liberals, Boxcar Willie, secularists, humanists, Johnny Cash, socialists, the United Nations, homo cats, George Soros, vanilla lattes, Jane Fonda, gays, unicorns, Muslims, public employees and dark people.

They make the Tea Party look like bleeding hearts as they save us from the collectivists, statists, liberals, Boxcar Willie, secularists, humanists, Johnny Cash, socialists, the United Nations, homo cats, George Soros, vanilla lattes, Jane Fonda, gays, unicorns, Muslims, public employees and dark people. It's Acadiana Patriots, the southside psychosis that sees a commie lurking in every shadow. Witness page 3B of today's Daily Advertiser wherein the rhetorical question of our age is asked in a big, honkin', ham-fisted advertisement, a portion of which is reproduced below: "Will Obama and the Democrats Shoot Catholics and Christians?" Will they indeed? Acadiana Patriots even tosses us a little Agenda 21 paranoia for good measure.

The group is so insular, one cannot click a story link on its website - or even read its mission statement for that matter - without being directed to a log-in page and forced to join. Thanks, but we'll pass.