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Today in schadenfreude: the Atlanta Falcons are 1-4

by Walter Pierce

The Dirty Birds get winged in a last-second loss to the New York Jets, whose head coach just happens to be the twin brother of the Saints' super-cool defensive coordinator. Just sayin'...

As a friend noted on Facebook via Reddit: "I can taste the tears of Atlanta, and they taste like Coca Cola."

What a beautiful day indeed!