R. Reese Fuller

The towboat master did what?

by R. Reese Fuller

What a headline from The Times-Picayune: "Towboat master says he left ship involved in oil spill because his girlfriend was spotted with another man." You could read the rest of the story, but come on, isn't everything you need to know right there in front of you? Actually, it does get weirder: read on to find out why he borrowed a truck to drive to Illinois instead of taking his Porsche.