It has been a pleasure informing and inflaming you for nearly eight years.
As we count down to Armageddon, The Independent Weekly would like to wish a warm adieu to its pious readers, who, as the popular prophecy proclaims, will be whisked up to heaven at approximately 6 p.m. on Saturday, May 21. It has been a pleasure informing and inflaming you for nearly eight years.
For the rest of you who will remain behind with The Ind's editorial staff - most of our production and advertising departments will join the glory-bound - for the looting, hoarding, gnashing of teeth and general chaos of the tribulation, we call dibs on Marcello's Wine Market. You may have the other liquor stores.
